Got up this morning and went to Arrowhead Stadium with my Sons, Dustin and Jared... Had a Chiefs mini-camp practice session to see. Got to see Trent Green, Tony, Dante and the boys play. My Jared, was excited to see Jared Allen (who he met a couple of months ago)...and we got to meet Larry Johnson... Was a good day, and the team looked great!
Tonight I worked with my old buddies, Mel and Mary at B&N....( I worked with several other good buddies, but Mary and Mel and I always work best together and have a lot of fun coming up with dumb jokes and puns...)
I managed to come up with the following: As I was shelving a Dutch/English Dictionary, I told Mel I'd like to buy it, did she want to go in half on the price? (get it? If you don't I pity you...)
Mary was telling me about the tacky Magazine and Smoke shop near her friend's house called "Mags and Fags," so I ask her if the other stores ever form a gang and beat up that store.
I asked Mel where to shelve a book about "How to live with a controlling man who bosses you around" and then I handed it to her and told her to "Just shut up and shelve it..." She laughed, it's all good...
Dave
That store "Mags and Fags" is actually in England, so the connotation there is totally different!
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