How many times have you said "No, I'm sorry, I can't afford it!"
Well, my friends, apologize no more!
I'm here to tell you how you can save money and time, THE BALD GUY WAY!
Don't you hate it when you're brushing or combing your hair and "SNAP" that flimsy old brush or comb just breaks right in two? Well, with the BALD GUY WAY, your days of brushing and combing are a thing of the past!
Shampoo? Mousse? Cream Rinse? Conditioner? De-tangler? I could go on and on...but guess what? I don't have to, because with the BALD GUY WAY you'll never have to use those wasteful products ever again!
How do I know so much about the BALD GUY WAY? Well, not only am I the BALD GUY WAY Spokesman, but I'm the BALD GUY who invented the BALD GUY WAY!
Think of all that dirty hair....YUCK! You try scrubbing it out and soaking it out and still it can be sticky, stinky and hard-to-manage. With the BALD GUY WAY'S patented BALD method, you'll barely ever have to get your head wet ever again!
Say goodbye to that old cluttered comb and brush drawer! Think of the space you'll save without having to clutter up your bathroom cabinets with all those curling irons and blow dryers and other useless gadgets. You'll save so much space that maybe now Dad can build that workshop he's always dreamed of!
Here are some of the savings you could see in just your first year as "A BALD GUY":
Shampoo retails at an average price of $3.50 a bottle. If you were to use one bottle a month, that's $42.00 a year! HOLY COW!
Conditioner retails at an average price of $3.00 a bottle. If you were to use one bottle a month that's $36.00 a year! MAN OH MAN! THAT'S HIGHWAY ROBBERY!
Add to that, the cost of some fancy-shmancy blow dryer for $25.00 and a curling iron for $19.99 plus a set of hot rollers for $39.99...That's another $84.98! EIGHTY-FOUR NINETY-EIGHT!
Can you believe it?
And brushes, combs, hair clips, Don't get me started! You've already wasted $162.98 on gadgets and cleaning supplies just for your hair!
Oh, and don't forget hair cuts and stylists too! The average haircut in the United States is $15.00 which makes a total of ONE HUNDRED AND EIGHTY DOLLARS A YEAR!!! IN-CRED-A-BULL!
Congratulations BUCK-O, you just blew $342.98 on your silly freakin' hair!!! Wonder if Obama has a stimulus package for you? Where did all that money go? Ask your stylist cause they swept up a big-old-part of it, right off of their floor. And you Paid them For It!!! And the rest of it? Where did it go? Right down the drain with the water that you pay to use!!!
So, you can see, that the BALD GUY method is an effective tool for saving time as well as money.
What are you waiting for? Get off that couch and try the BALD GUY WAY.....TODAY!
*the bald guy way is a patented method of baldness and may not be be for everyone. the bald guy way is not available in Colorado, Alaska or Puerto Rico.
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