10. Richard Simmons recently sighted in Tinkerbell Costume.
9. Walt Disney bacwards spells tlaW yensiD.... creepy, huh?
8. You'll have to watch out for that one guy, he's Goofy!
7. Odd coincidence that Sleepy, Happy, Dopey, Grumpy, Sneezy, Bashful are also 6 of the 7
stages of PMS.
6. Michael Jackson seen at park offering "rides."
5. Have to put up with female park visitors commenting on Johnny Depp's "Pirate Booty."
4. If you have to walk the whole park, it really isn't a small world after all!
3. The never ending debate about a Duck with no pants and a Mouse with no shirt.
2. All the darned tourists!
1. Giant rodent infestation!!!
(copyright 2006, David Cox incorporated)
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Not to mention, you have to sell a car in order to pay for the price of admission!!!
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