Monday, June 04, 2007

Failed "Afterschool Special" ideas

"It don't smell purty: the story of a Taco Bell Junkie"

"The elevator doesn't always go up: the story of a failure"

"Double Dribble: a bladder control saga"

"Jimmy hates recess: the story of a kickball victim"

"Why Tim can't read: szhlbbt forbzz nogle bormpt"

"Lucy likes to tango: the rise and fall of a one legged dancer"

"I'm bored: the story of a lackluster life"

"Bread and water: a gourmet chef in prison"

"Tone Deaf: The Rod Stewart Story"

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