So at the bookstore where I work we had this "lady" come in last night who was very tall, (and very fat as I recall) wearing 4 inch high ruby-red high heels with spangly-shiny things all over them. She was also wearing a 1950's style floral printed dress and a short, red wig that looked too small for "her" head.
She also looked like she'd been shaving her legs with pumice, or a belt sander, or possibly a Bowie Knife. She had big, white (PASTY ALBINO WHITE) legs that looked like she'd shaved about three layers of skin off of them. (and black rimmed old lady glasses!)
It was like seeing Bigfoot or Nessie or something... blechhhhhh!
Oh well, at least there's still a market for Dorothy's slippers in a size 13!
-David
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